Friday, 26 August 2011

Lesson 18 - A guide to university vernacular

Your vocabulary at university will change. Even if you don't notice it, I promise you it will! So you don't get lost in a melee of new words, I've put together this teeny-weeny guide just for you.

Fresher - first year student
Lecture - a session lasting one or two hours in which a tutor talks about/explains a topic
Seminar - a group of 10-15 people in which you discuss the content of a lecture, guided by a tutor
Tutorial - a one-on-one session with you and a tutor, often to discuss essays in the lead up to a deadline
Standard - average, about par for the course
Down it fresher! - drink all of your remaining beverage in one, first year student
Banter - something which is funny, often owing to the fact that it pokes fun at someone
LAD - a person who acts with "laddish behaviour" ie watches sport, downs pints. See the website truelad.com for further information on what constitutes being a LAD
Winner - something that is good, and makes you a champion of life
Living the dream - being on top of the world; at the stage of bliss where you're not sure if life gets better
Doing a TFS - going out on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday night in one weekend
Vegging out - doing nothing apart from sitting on the sofa/in bed and probably watching copious amounts of Come Dine with Me
Battered/trollied/carparked/wasted - drunk
SU - Student Union, sometimes used to refer to the Union bar
Initiations - AVOID. They're often against Union law and are designed, mostly, to make you vomit
Chundering/hurling/vomming - being sick
Rah - daddy owns a couple of boats, aforementioned "rah" is kitted out in Jack Wills and spends money like water. See the characters of Made in Chelsea for more, also check out the Gap Yah video on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU. It's got nearly 4 million views for a reason!

2 comments:

  1. Epic: This often over used word describes that which is far beyond the standard awesome.
    Secondary definition of Lecture: A period of time usually an hour where you will sit unimpressed, vegging out, wishing you were back in bed.
    Dirty Pint: AVOID. Designed to taste horrible and to get you trollied. Often given out for failing in a task if you are a sports member. They are also given to many Lads on their birthdays.

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  2. Can't believe I forgot epic and dirty pint! SHAME ON ME.

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